6. You Are A Big Fan Of Jess Franco's Pubic Hair Zoom Shots
Jess Franco is one of the biggest miscreants in the world of sick cinema. Everyone who watches sick films will eventually happen upon Franco and be forced into forming an opinion about him. Some sick horror fans will deride him for his incompetence, some sick horror fans will love him in spite of his faults and some sick fans will hail him as the greatest cinema talent that ever lived. Yes, he tends to be very divisive. Franco had an obsession with zoom shots. At first, these can be disorientating for the viewer, but whenever you get into the swing of things, they become part of Franco's goofy charm. It has to be said, that the bulk of the zoom shots seem to focus in on his actresses' private parts. Franco had an obsession with pubic hair which is in evidence in the bulk of his movies. He couldn't help himself! Shouting at him for doing it would be like shouting at Gentle Ben for being a harmless bear. For fans of sick cinema, the appreciation of the pubic zooming Franco camera shots is an homage to the late, great director who gave us oh so many rude things to stick our teeth into. Lina Romay's pubes have been immortalised in about 70 Franco films, and we wouldn't have it any other way.