8. You Are A White Male No Older Than 50
I'm sorry ladies, but if you think you are a movie superhero and you don't have a penis you are most likely mistaken. And for all those men out there who are 50 or above you are very unlikely a superhero unless you are immortal and still look about 25. If you are older than 50 you are much more likely to be a villain, and if you are older than 50, bald, and don't wear primary colors you are definitely a villain. Unfortunately also, if you are any other race other than White Caucasian you are almost definitely not a superhero... although you may be lucky enough to be a sidekick. Come on superhero movies? It's like the civil rights movement never happened with you. And if you think this is really acceptable and that you are totally fine with the fact that there is no diversity in superhero films... then you reader are most definitely a villain.