8. A Red Headed 007
Sorry gingers. The brunette we let slide by once. No one's sure yet still how the blonde got here. Bond is a six feet something (but not too much more on the something) tall, Scottish guy, with black hair. Every time this changes there is usually hell to pay. "James Blonde" the papers read as Craig geared up for the role. The critics are so ruthless they'll even attack a Bond potential's nationality. Brosnan can't be Bond, he's Irish. Dalton can't be Bond, he's Welsh. Those racists. A red headed Bond would just be attacked mercilessly. Jokes would abound and entertainment headlines would have the field day of their ink stained lives. It would be better for the sorry old chap to never have been born at all. Once again, sorry gingers, but there's no red headed Bonds coming our way.