10 Thoughts Every Guy Had While Watching Fifty Shades Darker

by Danny Meegan

1. "Hey Look, There's A Bit Of Fluff On The Screen."

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Be honest - you tuned out for the last ten minutes or so.

And whether it was last night's football, speculation on whom the "Jedi" in "The Last Jedi" refers to, or indeed, a tiny but noticeable bit of fluff on the screen, you probably found something more interesting to think about as the film closed out.

Normally, imperfections on a cinema screen are incredibly annoying and distracting - especially on a towering IMAX display - but here, the fluff became an enigma, a story in its own right, sort of like the white plastic bag drifting on the breeze in American Beauty.

Alternatively, if you did manage to make it to the end of Fifty Shades Darker with your attention held firmly on the movie, then you deserve a medal good sir.

How was your Fifty Shades Darker experience? Did you doze off, or hold on? Share your stories in the comments below!

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Danny has been with WhatCulture for over ten years, and is currently Doctor Who Editor and WhoCulture Channel Manager, overseeing all of WhatCulture's Whoniverse coverage. In 2022, he took charge of WhoCulture and has grown it into the biggest Doctor Who channel on YouTube, and one of the biggest Doctor Who communities on the web full-stop. He has been writing and video editing since his early teens, and first got a taste for content creation after making his own Doctor Who trailers, off the back of a burning obsession with the Matt Smith era of the show. Like many his age, he first got into Doctor Who with the 2005 revival, but has since gone back and fallen in love with the classic years too. If you need someone to recite every Doctor Who episode in order, or to give you a random factoid about the making of Gridlock, Danny is the person to ask!