10 Thoughts Every Guy Had While Watching Fifty Shades Darker
1. "Hey Look, There's A Bit Of Fluff On The Screen."
Be honest - you tuned out for the last ten minutes or so.
And whether it was last night's football, speculation on whom the "Jedi" in "The Last Jedi" refers to, or indeed, a tiny but noticeable bit of fluff on the screen, you probably found something more interesting to think about as the film closed out.
Normally, imperfections on a cinema screen are incredibly annoying and distracting - especially on a towering IMAX display - but here, the fluff became an enigma, a story in its own right, sort of like the white plastic bag drifting on the breeze in American Beauty.
Alternatively, if you did manage to make it to the end of Fifty Shades Darker with your attention held firmly on the movie, then you deserve a medal good sir.
How was your Fifty Shades Darker experience? Did you doze off, or hold on? Share your stories in the comments below!