10 Thoughts Every Guy Had While Watching Fifty Shades Darker
9. "Thank God The Last One Hasn't Been Split In Two."
Hollywood's obsession with splitting books into multiple parts - a trend that began with Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, and continued with Twilight and Divergent - has, thankfully, not infected the Fifty Shades franchise.
You take comfort in this fact, as it means there's only one more two-hour picture to endure, as opposed to the alternative; an overlong four hours broken in half and released across two consecutive years.
But when you stop and think about this, it does seem odd. The first film made over $500 million on a $40 million budget and the second has made over half that already, so there is a paying market that's interested in this stuff, and a two-part finale would absolutely rake in the cash.
You silently hope (and pray) that the studio doesn't suddenly change its mind...