10 Thoughts Every Guy Had While Watching Fifty Shades Darker

7. "Remember, You're Owed One After This..."

Fifty Shades Darker
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Though Fifty Shades Darker is rather painful to watch, you take comfort in the knowledge that, soon, you'll again be seated in the cinema ready to watch John Wick: Chapter 2. Or Logan. Or Kong: Skull Island.

And that moment cannot come soon enough.

After all, isn't it only fair that you're allowed to drag your partner to a film that you want to see, since Fifty Shades Darker was, unequivocally, her idea?

You've never wanted, nay, needed Keanu Reeves, Hugh Jackman or a giant ape as badly as you do now.

You'll get round to watching all three eventually, but whatever your next cinematic fix is, the thought of it will make watching Fifty Shades Darker just a little bit easier.

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