10 Thoughts Every Guy Had While Watching Fifty Shades Darker

6. "Ha. 'Kinky F*ckery.' I'm Getting That On A T-Shirt."

Fifty Shades Darker
Universal Pictures

Ok, so maybe you won't actually spend good money getting it etched onto a short-sleeved tee, but when Ana mentions said phrase to Christian, you can't help but chuckle, the thought crossing your mind for a fleeting second.

Fifty Shades Darker is packed full of this kind of baffling dialogue, with the likes of "you taught me how to f*ck, Elena. Ana taught me how to love" resting neatly alongside the first movie's absolute corkers, "I don't make love... I f*ck, hard", and "I'm fifty shades of f*cked up".

But "kinky f*ckery" arguably bests the lot. You'll end up using it at every possible opportunity in the future, even when it doesn't necessarily make sense in the conversation, much to everyone else's chagrin.

If Fifty Shades Darker will be remembered for anything at all, it'll surely be for the absurdity of its dialogue - after all, there's little else of note to take away from the experience.

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