10 Thoughts Every Guy Had While Watching Fifty Shades Freed
7. "You're Looking For Your Wife... In The Fridge?"
At one point, Christian walks downstairs in the middle of the night, opens the fridge, and begins to peruse its contents.
He turns around after Ana surprises him by calling out from across the room, at which point - honest to god - he says "there you are! I was looking for you."
You were looking for her in the f*cking fridge? Do you mean you got peckish during the night, came downstairs to eat, got caught by your wife, and made up some random excuse on the fly?
A lot of the dialogue in Fifty Shades Freed is nonsensical and unintentionally hilarious, but this exchange stands out because of how lazy it actually is.
So, the filmmakers had a scene where Christian and Ana meet downstairs in the middle of the night. Instead of having Christian inspect the fridge, why not film him genuinely looking for her throughout the house?
In fact, it's better that they didn't do that, or else we wouldn't have this gem of an awful moment to laugh at.