This entry isnt due to the direct actions of Spider-Man but rather focuses on real people who have gone out of their way to make Spidey look like an asshole. There are so many different ways to traumatise a child. You could dress up like Pennywise and hide under their bed, waiting until they're just about to fall asleep before you start breathing heavy and touching their leg. You could tell them that the Santa Claus they met at the shops was actually an ex-convict named Al who used to attack people with dead cats. You could even remind them of the futility of life and how we're all just sacks of meat marching towards a lonely grave. Or, you could do my personal favourite and dress up like their hero, point a gun in their face and tell them to get down on the floor and pray to God that you won't need a hostage. For some reason (probably because reading comic books makes everybody commit violent crimes NOW KEEP READING OR ILL HURT YOU), a vast amount of armed robbers tend to gravitate towards Spider-Man when its time to choose their disguise. One quick search online will show you numerous criminals adorned with Spider-Man's visage. A particularly prolific criminal is Barry Williams, an Australian thief dubbed 'Spiderman', somewhat admired for his acrobatic ability to bypass modern security systems, his incredible acts of strength and tendency to scale drainpipes to reach extremely high balconies.
