8. "And Then?..." - Dude, Where's My Car?
How can you
not like this scene? Dude, Where's My Car? might be as dumb as a box of rocks, but this hilarious scene has Jesse and Chester (Ashton Kutcher and Seann William Scott) visiting a drive-thru Chinese takeout joint (since when can you get Chinese drive-thru!?), ordering their meal, and then being summarily abused by the disembodied voice speaking to them through the order speaker. "And then?", the voice repeatedly asks, much to Jesse's increasing frustration, the elongated "Aaaaaand theeeeeeeeeen?" only adding to both Jesse's anger and our amusement. The scene culminates with the machine shouting the phrase at Jesse repeatedly, causing him to reach over and rip the machine off, at which point Chester promptly speeds away. However, a pan back to the broken machine of course reveals that it's still working, uttering the phrase once again. It might not be the zenith of intelligence, but it's as effective a joke as the film has.