7. Cujo (Africa)
Is this a joke, Africa? Are you trying to be super ironic, Africa? Are you trying to make me feel stupid or something, Africa? Because you've certainly done that. That's what you've achieved with this one. I mean, you've written "Cujo: The Killer Dog," so I know you're perfectly aware that the dog in this movie isn't supposed to be calm and stoic, like the one you've painted so happily here (though to be fair,
that dog is creepy as hell). What's up with its eye? It looks psychic. Is it psychic? Anyway, this is the way that Africa apparently likes to market its movies - they want to trick you into thinking you're going to see
Marley and Me, and - bam - you're watching a horror flick about a rabid dog terrorising a small town. But look how freakin' big Cujo is in this poster. And if he's a
killer dog, why are those people standing so close to him? Who are those people, even? They don't look normal at all. I'm going back to the psychic thing. He's got them in a trance.