10 Uncharacteristically Competent Actions By Dumb Movie Characters
5. Alan Garner Is Awesome At Blackjack (The Hangover)
You are literally too stupid to insult. That pretty much sums up Alan Garner, in the words of his fellow hangover protagonist Stu Price. Alan is immature to the point of being childlike, completely dimwitted and hapless (and actually a little bit psychotic). He was the one responsible for drugging his fellow Vegas group in the original movie, which resulted in them doing all kinds of crazy things and completely forgetting about it all the next day (in essence he was the cause of "The Hangover"). Other stupid moments of Alan's include volunteering to be tasered and subsequently looking ridiculous, thinking that rings were given out at the holocaust (what!?), accidentally drugging the group for a second time in the sequel and decapitating a giraffe in the third movie. However, in the first movie, when the group apparently owed $80,000 to Leslie Chow, Alan surprised everyone by using his knowledge of card counting to win $82,400 playing Blackjack.