10 Upcoming Movies That Are Already Doomed

Before Sony unleashes Kraven the Hunter upon audiences, they're flinging another Marvel movie into cinemas - Madame Web - which, true to form, looks like it tripped and fell straight outta 2005.

I mean, just look at it.

Even if you can forgive how lazily it resembles a chimera of a superhero flick and the Final Destination movies, the atrocious dialogue, stiff line readings, and shambolic VFX suggest a thrown-together piece of work that's going to be a pure flop.

Plus, with three of the five (!) credited screenwriters responsible for the likes of Dracula Untold, The Last Witch Hunter, Gods of Egypt, and Morbius, why would it possibly be any good?

Though Sony is dumping Madame Web on Valentine's Day in the hope of snagging some easy counter-programming cash, expect it to be a St. Valentine's Day Massacre instead, because the apathy surrounding this thing is already thunderous.