10 Valentine's Horror Films That Will Make You Glad To Be Single

4. My Bloody Valentine 3D

My Bloody Valentine 3D is possibly the most obvious choice on this list. Having the term "valentine" in the title can get you past some serious barriers (as Valentine also found out). My Bloody Valentine 3D is a bad film. Like, it's really really bad. I appreciate that it is a remake of an already quite bad film, but good lord. When I first started watching it I was unsure whether this was the 2009 remake or 1981 original because the production was just so awful. Don't let that put you off totally though. My Bloody Valentine 3D is a solid slasher romp through inappropriate sex, teenage parties, and absolutely loads of murder. And I mean loads of murder. Most slashers give you one mass-slash as the big climax after picking minor characters off one by one, but My Bloody Valentine 3D sees mass-slash as the gift that just keeps giving - especially if you have a 3D telly (I imagine). If you take anything from My Bloody Valentine 3D, it's probably to get the hell out of the backwater mining town you grew up in where there were loads of murders a few years before. Oh, and also, probably make sure you know who you're sleeping with (which is not a spoiler because there's sex literally everywhere).