10 Villains For The Spider-Man Reboot (And How To Use Them)

2. Morbius

Despite Stephanie Meyer€™s attempt to totally eradicate everything that is awesome about vampires and make them the laughing stock of the monster community by having them be sparkly, Emo-kids with painted on abs and a habit for stalking underage girls, vampires are somehow still cool. They drink blood, sleep in coffins and have been the basis for numerous sexy Halloween costumes that enable any man around to proceed into the finals of an erection contest, rather than finishing in the semis. Michael Morbius, the Living Vampire, is one of those cool blood-sucking beasts. A world-renowned biochemist, Morbius was dying of an unknown blood disease and, because he has never watched any horror movies, decided to tamper with the bio-chemistry of vampire bats. The procedure worked, but turned him into a vampire-like creature, with white skin, a bat-like nose and fangs. Complete with super strength, speed, reflexes, agility, enhanced sense, accelerated healing and the ability to hypnotize others, Morbius has powers correlating with that of supernatural vampires, but none of the weaknesses, except for a potentially nasty sunburn due to his photo-sensitive skin. How He Could Work In The Marvel Studio's Reboot: Morbius would not only be a terrifying inclusion in Spider-Man€™s list of cinema super villains, but he will allow Marvel to continue with the theme of mad science that not only created Spidey, but the majority of his foes. Morbius is a pseudo-science vampire who is sympathetic; he€™s not €˜maniacal laugh, maniacal laugh€™ evil because he needs blood but does not want blood. The audience can understand his plight, because we all have things we need, but don€™t want, like letting go of a fart in bed whilst bumping uglies. Morbius could potentially be the main villain for a rebooted Spider-Man, a man who has a curse far worse than any disease that Peter Parker could simultaneously try to cure and beat the holy hell out of. With Marvel Studios Spider-Man tying into the rest of the MCU, Doctor Strange could also factor into the occasion, due to the supernatural tropes that Morbius possesses. Also, the guy looks scary as hell, like Dave Navarro and Voldermort had a lovechild that got bitten by a Reaper from Blade II.
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