10 Worst Horror Movie One-Liners
7. “You’ve got perfect nipple placement, baby” - Trent Sutton, Friday the 13th (2009)
The 2009 remake of the campfire slasher classic Friday the 13th turned out a lot better than it could have. While it was far from perfect, the fake out with the first batch of teens and a strong rendition of Jason made it stand out from other entries in the franchise.
Given that it was a Michael Bay production, it’s hard to tell whether the extremely hate-able college student characters were an homage to the tropes of the classics, or just the kinds of individuals you would typically find in a Bay joint.
It’s difficult to tell if we as the audience were supposed to root for the central cast of characters or not, as most of them come off as unrealistically loathsome and douchey. One character in particular, Trent, is presented as a wealthy, spoiled, frat-boy type and, at one point in the movie, cheats on his girlfriend with another girl that vacationed with them in his parents’ luxurious cabin.
This led to a mostly unnecessary sex scene, during which Trent comments that the girl has “perfect nipple placement”. It was presumably intended to be comical and irreverent, but just came off as desperately unfunny and misguided.