2. Doll Sex - A Haunted House 2
Open Road Films
The Scene: When Malcolm (Marlon Wayans) moves in with his new girlfriend Megan (Jaime Pressly), they soon enough find a creepy doll in the house called Abigail, which is clearly intended to spoof the Annabelle doll from The Conjuring. When Malcolm's left alone with the doll, he decides to start the small talk, and before long, he starts making out with the doll, then the doll sits on his face, and then they're having down-right nasty sex, with no orifice left untouched. The scene finally ends with Malcolm cleaning up Abigail's nether-regions and falling asleep, cuddling "her".
Why It Sucks: Need we explain more? Marlon Wayans' go-for-broke attitude is to be commended, but this scene is humiliating, embarrassing and just completely unfunny to watch. It presents a whole new level of awkward we never knew existed, and when we think of the name Marlon Wayans, we no longer think of Shorty from Scary Movie: we think of this guy going balls deep in a hunk of plastic.