The Geneva Conventions haven't been tampered with since 1949, but you feel like at this point, the leaders of the free world can't sit idly by and keep letting Garry Marshall work. An addendum must be added, post-haste, to stop the octogenarian director once fondly remembered for creating Happy Days and The Odd Couple from making any more seasonally-themed films. New Year's Eve was bad enough, but Marshall really reached his lowest point with 2010's Valentine's Day, an anthology film where an ensemble of star-crossed lovers each contend with their own inter-personal dramas on February 14th. Somehow he suckered stars from Julia Roberts to Bradley Cooper to Supreme Leader Taylor Swift into appearing in this, a film which may very convince mankind that our continued existence isn't worth it. Not if it means films like this. Post-viewing relationship status: Both dead, with shards of the broken DVD of Valentine's Day embedded in each of your hearts. Unless you watch it on Netflix, in which case you cancel your account, which is equally disastrous.
Tom Baker is the Comics Editor at WhatCulture! He's heard all the Doctor Who jokes, but not many about Randall and Hopkirk. He also blogs at http://communibearsilostate.wordpress.com/
