7. Seed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSMS9IwtD3Y Looking closely at Boll's film list, the vast majority of them fall in the horror genre. Whilst this isn't odd on its own, couple it with the brutality of every film, his mental state and many of the comments he makes in the press and I begin to wonder whether Boll should perhaps be institutionalised. Seed makes the Saw films look like episodes of Fraggle Rock and some of the more gruesome French horror films as simple documentaries of the wine country. The film centres around Max Seed, a young man who was disfigured at an early age during a school bus crash. Max decides that it would be rather fun to go about brutally killing people and racks up a rather large body count over a 6 year killing spree. This is where Boll's genius comes into play, to show us how evil Max is and how incompetent the local law enforcement is, Max's final body count is 666. You see 666 is supposed to be the devil's number, so in a stroke of utter magnificence Boll makes this Max's body count to show how evil he is and compares him to the devil. Like, oh my god! It's like so totally amazing! God, I hate Boll. Anyway, carrying on with the story, Max is finally captured and sentenced to death by electrocution. The electric chair fails to kill him twice so to avoid the state law that allows any inmate who survives the electric chair three times to go three, the prison guards kill him. Sorry, did I say kill him? No no, rather than put a bullet in his head they pop him into a muddy grave and leave him there. When he pops out of the grave he goes about killing the prison guards and they only manage to figure out it was Max after the head detective finds that the grave is empty and there's no sign of Max. It's at this point that I just stopped watching, I usually try my best to finish off a Boll film but this one was just downright terrible. The acting was bland, the story was dry and the entire thing was more bloody and gruesome than scary. If you're into horror...actually no if you're into enjoying life and don't want to crawl into a corner and wonder why anyone lets Boll onto a movie set, avoid this film. In fact avoid Uwe Boll, completely.