5. Blubberella
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt-DOdPLMLI Nazi films just don't work. They just don't. Dead Snow was more a zombie film that happened to feature the Third Reich outsourcing their soldiers and Iron Sky was..well let's leave it at that. Blubberella is a budget Nazi comedy action film and to make matters worse, not only does it star Uwe Boll but it's also a spoof of his earlier film, Bloodrayne. It's an unwritten rule that spoof films are not only terrible, but generally not made by the same people that made the film they mock. I think Uwe Boll was trying to show that he knew BloodRayne was terrible and is laughing along with us at how bad it was. The problem is, not only does this make him look a tad pathetic but he somehow made a film that makes BloodRayne look good. I don't even know where to start when describing how terrible this film really is. The plot, if such a word can be used to describe this..mess revolves around an overweight female vampire who's trying to find herself a boyfriend, I think. She ends up killing everyone who mocks her for her size and aids a bunch of rebels as they fight Hitler (Uwe Boll) and try to free the Jews (the guys that messaged her on the Jewish dating site) from the concentration traps. The "film" tries far too hard to be funny and ends up dragging each "joke" for too long, resulting in a 5 second snort of laughter followed by 20 minutes of mind-boggling boredom. The characters are cringe-worthy and very bland and if you look closely you can see a small part of each person's soul die during each scene. Oh and did I mention that Clint "I will work in ANY film" Howard has a rather important role in this film? That's right, a spoof of BloodRayne featuring Uwe Boll and Clint Howard... why on earth didn't I rank this film as first?