3. Elliot Carver's Stealth Boat (Tomorrow Never Dies)
Tomorrow Never Dies is pretty weak sauce as far as Bond films go, and one of the big reasons is the exceptionally lame villain, Elliot Carver (Jonathan Pryce), a thinly-veiled Rupert Murdoch-type who wants to start a war for the sake of his own media conglomerate. Though Pryce gives it his all, Carver is just not intimidating or even particularly interesting, and this apparently extends to his choice in decor; just take a look at the immensely bland stealth ship he floats around in while trying to enact global warfare. Further compounding the problem is that though it's billed numerous times as a stealth ship, Bond manages to locate it with a shocking amount of ease, explodes a bomb on board that truly ruins its stealth capabilities, and then the Royal Navy bombs it to smithereens while Bond and his flavour of the week make it off the ship just in time. Not only is a ship for a base just obscenely boring, it's not even fit for purpose; stealth ship, my arse!