11 Actors Who Literally Never Act

1. Bruce Willis

Jason Statham
Fox

He's possibly the most shameless non-acting actor on the list, John McClane himself. Bruce Willis has been using the same persona he perfected in Moonlighting for every role since. Die Hard? David Addison. Last Boy Scout? David Addison. The Fifth Element? David Addison in the future.

Jason Statham picked up roles Bruce was too old for. Dwayne Johnson picked up roles Bruce was too short for. They're all just trying to be David Addison and John McClane. Even director Kevin Smith requested Bruce act "more like David Addison" in Cop Out.

At least he seemed to be having fun and trying with his roles in Armageddon, 12 Monkeys, and Pulp Fiction. But, lately he's lending his name (not so much his effort) in such "blockbusters" as Air Strike, First Kill, and Extraction. I mean, quit stealing roles from Steven Seagal! Jeez Bruce!

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