2. The Good, The Bad and the Ugly Was Almost Called "The Two Magnificent Tramps"
All right, so the movie would still have been exactly the same, but given how brilliant and memorable the title "The Good, The Bad and the Ugly" is, can you imagine having to use your actual mouth to refer to this iconic spaghetti western as "The Two Magnificent Tramps," which sounds kind of like something Charlie Chaplin might have made with Orson Welles in a bizarro-world scenario I've just made up. I mean: The Two Magnificent Tramps? Not only does this title not even sound like a western, it doesn't sum up the movie its attached to at all - are Clint Eastwood and Eli Wallach supposed to be the tramps? Why are they magnificent? What makes them tramps? And why are we only referring to two of the major characters, when we clearly have three? Why not The Three Magnificent Tramps, at least? Or The Magnificent Three? Or - call me crazy - how about something that just actually makes sense?