12 2017 Movie Characters Who Probably Died Horrible Deaths

4. Neymar Jr. - xXx: Return Of Xander Cage

Cause Of Death: Killed in the line of duty.

There are many hilariously ridiculous moments in the latest xXx movie, but even more absurd than Vin Diesel riding a motorcycle across open water is the presence of footballer Neymar Jr. as a potential new xXx agent who Augustus Gibbons (Samuel L. Jackson) is attempting to sign up at the start of the movie.

At the very end of the film, Gibbons finally signs Neymar, but considering that the footballer initially thought he was auditioning for The Avengers, it's safe to say his cluelessness isn't a ringing endorsement for his life expectancy.

Neymar's presence was basically just a gag and he's unlikely to reappear in the planned sequel, but with him preparing to set off on his first mission as the movie ends, it's easy to imagine him getting in way over his head on his first outing in the field and being quickly cut down.

Stick to the day job, mate.