12 Awful Movie Make-Up Fails That Were Horribly Distracting

8. Channing Tatum - Caine (Jupiter Ascending)

The Desired Effect: Dashing blonde space elf. The Actual Effect: A young, heavily made-up Kenneth Branagh. Dying a beard is a tricky affair. You can burn yourself horribly with the bleach, and you run the risk of looking like an idiot. Which is pretty much the crowning achievement of Channing Tatum's appearance in upcoming Wachowskis sci-fi fantasy epic Jupiter Ascending. Given the pointed ears and application of more eye-makeup than 30 Seconds To Mars go through in a week, it's wholly understandable that the get-up has raised more than a few sniggers in the entertainment industry since it was unveiled, but if anyone can survive looking like a Chad Kroeger in mascara, it's the devilishly handsome Tatum.