12 Dumbest Action Movie Weapons

If you want a weapon that "meets the demands of the upper income urban survivalists", then look no further.

Well, you probably can't look past it, given how massive it is.

That'll probably be the CD player attached to it. Or the microwave. Oh, wait, silly me, it's clearly the fax machine.

Because nothing says businessman like cooking a Pot Noodle and sending an invoice after clearing out a room of bad guys with heavy firepower.

Clearly Serge didn't see any downside to this when presenting it to Axel Foley in the third Beverley Hills Cop film.

But... look at it. If it were taken any of the p*ss you'd think this was a Paul Verhoeven film.

At what point is anyone ever going to want to carry a microwave around with them? Hell, I don't even like standing near mine when it's working, out of superstition it's going to fry my... glasses.

And a fax machine? They weren't even cool in the 90's.

This is the retro version of the dubstep gun from Saint's Row: fun to look at, until you realise how massively impractical it is.