12 Dumbest Action Movie Weapons

1. A Sharp Hat - Goldfinger

Beverly Hills Cop 3
MGM

Not a sharp looking hat, no. But an actual sharp, statue-decapitating hat.

In the world of spies and secret gadgets, it's not an inherently bad concept for a weapon. The nature of concealed weaponry is naturally thematic.

But... a hat?

What good is it if Oddjob misses? Does he have a stash of them nearby, in case the current one goes sailing over an unnecessarily high ledge?

Even worse, imagine a sudden gust of wind sweeping the hat off and onto his employer's foot. Can't imagine that'd go down well in a peer review.

Back in 1959 (when the novel was written), it would have been so far-fetched that it'd have been cool. Skip forward some near-forty years later, and as Austin Powers eloquently put it: "Who throws a shoe?!"

For when you substitute a hat for any other item of throwable clothing, it all seems a bit... daft, really. What comes next, a heavily starched shirt as a ballistic shield?

Stick to crushing gold balls, mate. It looks cooler.

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