12 Japanese TV Commercials Movie Stars Don't Want You To Find

3. Bruce Willis - Eneos Service Stations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR0jdtanubk There€™s something magical about these commercials. It€™s a little bit because Bruce Willis is dressed like a Guantanamo Ghostbuster, and a little bit because the slogan of the campaign is MOVE YOU, an oddly incomplete exhortation that actually seems vaguely inspirational because of it. In this first one, The Willis refuels a desert gas station with the nuclear power of his backpack, some primal screaming, and more of a light show than a quickening in Highlander. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwqbqnsoSCs It€™s great, but this one€™s better. I don€™t know what€™s going on, who€™s phoning him or why he€™s just nuked them with more primal screaming/quickening nonsense, but at least he can get back to sleep now. Willis is seriously committing to the role in these commercials. I want him to be the next Doctor Who now.
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