12 WTF Harry Potter Fan-Fictions You Won't Believe Exist
10. A Little Static Fling
Diehard Harry Potter fans may remember that back in the Chamber of
Secrets, Harry helps guarantee house-elf Dobby’s freedom from the Malfoy family
in a crafty ploy involving one of the boy wizard’s own socks.
Naturally, Dobby is quite taken with the item of clothing that bought his freedom but in fan fiction A Little Static Fling the elf takes his admiration for the sock – which he has apparently lovingly christened Clarence – to a whole other level.
Yep, it seems that everybody’s favourite house-elf has a bit of a sock fetish and after supressing his hosiery-based urges for as long as possible ends up succumbing to desire and having his wicked way with Clarence the sock.
Let’s just hope and pray that Dobby washed Harry’s sock – described by J.K. Rowling in the Chamber of Secrets as ‘disgusting, slimy and filthy’ – before he had sexual relations with it, because going by that description there’s only one thing Potter was using that sock for prior to giving it to Dobby.
Choice Quote: ‘He screwed his eyes shut, listening to the rubbing sound of fabric that could only be Clarence’s groans of delight …’