12 WTF Harry Potter Fan-Fictions You Won't Believe Exist

9. Double Or Nothing

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A homoerotic Hogwarts/NSYNC crossover – because absolutely anything is possible in the weird and wonderful world of fan fiction – Double or Nothing stars none other than the carrot-topped Weasley twins and late 90s pop sensation Lance Bass in a three-way tryst that we’re pretty sure breaks several laws.

In this alternative universe Fred and George are a frisky, sexually promiscuous pair prone to that classic identical twin prank of pretending to be the other twin in order to get people to have sex with them. They even have their very own code word for this type of situation – ‘mayflower’, in case you’re interested.

As if that wasn’t naughty enough, the twins run into Lance Bass at a pink grapefruit and champagne fuelled party where the former popstar convinces the pair to take their sexual antics to another level entirely.

By which we mean wincest, or twincest to be more precise.

Choice Quote: ‘… in the middle of an incestuous gay threesome involving two seventeen-year-old wizards and a popstar.’

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