12 WTF Harry Potter Fan-Fictions You Won't Believe Exist
6. Do Unto Others
Concerned Christian mommy Grace Ann Parsons would surely have a
thing or two to say about this fan fiction starring Professor Severus Snape and
none other than Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ of Nazareth ™, here nicknamed
‘Joshua’ – a reference to the English translation of Jesus’s original Hebrew
name ‘Yeshua’, apparently.
A thoroughly British affair with plenty of references to tea (and perhaps just a hint of some possible tea-bagging later on), at least Do Unto Others is more PG-13 in tone with a homoerotic relationship between professor and religious deity only hinted at rather than described in explicit detail a la Lance Bass and the Weasley twins or Voldemort and Indian Jones.
Still though, a few Hail Marys (or whatever the Christian version is) may be required after reading.
Choice Quote: ‘Snape didn't realize that his hand was sliding along Joshua's exploring the calluses and scars that must have come from woodworking until his fingers reached a large mass of scar tissue on Joshua's wrist.’