13 Awesome 2016 Movies Everyone Thought Would Suck

5. The Shallows

The Shallows Blake Lively.jpg
Columbia Pictures

Why It Should've Sucked: Marketing basically suggested this Blake Lively-starring shark movie was going to be 90-or-so minutes of leering creep-shots at the actress in a string bikini, with occasional reminders that her life is in peril. Oh, and considering Lively's dubious talents as an actress, is a one-woman show really the best idea?

Why It Was Awesome: Probably one of the best ever entries into the "shark movie" genre that so rarely takes itself seriously, The Shallows mines a tremendous amount of suspense out of a wounded woman desperately trying to reach shore, and Lively proves beyond pretty much any doubt that her acting chops can almost entirely carry a movie.

Also, credit to director Jaume Collet-Serra (Orphan, Non-Stop) for not perving over Lively's body as much as expected: the trailers clearly embellished it for marketing reasons.

A few third-act absurdities prevent it from being a straight-up suspense classic, but a highly entertaining genre film all the same.

In this post: 
The Shallows
 
Posted On: 
Contributor
Contributor

Stay at home dad who spends as much time teaching his kids the merits of Martin Scorsese as possible (against the missus' wishes). General video game, TV and film nut. Occasional sports fan. Full time loon.