1. "Die Slowly, Now More Than Ever" - Die Hard: With A Vengeance - Germany
The Die Hard titles have gotten more and more ridiculous as time as gone on anyway, but Germany take first prize for their own take on the third movie's title:
Die Hard: With A Vengeance becomes
Die Slowly, Now More Than Ever. Which, of course, implies that it's actually possible to die again, and slower than you did before. Watch out, John McClane. There's so much to enjoy with this one, though, because it's written like it's really
trying. You know? It really wants to be a great title, but there just wasn't enough time, so this just had to do. Well, Germany, you tried, at least.
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