13 Greatest Anti-Christianity Movies Ever

4. Jurassic Park

"Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."

Leaving aside the overwhelming mountain of scientific evidence in favour of evolution for a moment, Jurassic Park should be enough to convince anyone exactly why the creationist romance between mankind and dinosaurs could never be. Giant reptiles are notoriously bad at understanding the concept of privacy and personal space, but the T-Rex takes intrusion to truly Olympic levels with its love of eating rogue lawyers while they're on the can. This is a beast whose social villainy knows no bounds: given half a chance it'd probably cram your tampons up its cold-stricken nose and watch repeats of Jeremy Kyle or Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men, legs defiantly and gaseously askew when you have polite company over. Why, in the name of all that remains unsullied by Cthulhu, would anyone want to believe we existed alongside these insufferable terrors four to six thousand years ago?