13 Greatest Anti-Christianity Movies Ever

3. Time Bandits

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"Slugs! He created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?"

Far from being the omnipotent, perfect entity of Biblical fame, Time Bandits portrays God as an overworked boss who just wants a break from his expected duties. He's bored of having to make grand entrances, tired of having to be vengeful and most of all, he's fed-up of having to manage employees who make a botched job of the fabric of the universe and create monstrosities like the Pink Bunkadoo. Don't get me wrong, the Supreme Being is a pretty tolerant overseer if he's willing to allow asbestos, wasps and Simon Cowell to exist, but even the most patient of deities would be a tad peeved if a 600-foot tall version of any them suddenly appeared on the planet, stinking or otherwise.
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