13 Greatest Anti-Christianity Movies Ever

9. The Dead Zone

"Bless me'? Do you know what God did for me? He threw an 18-wheeled truck at me and bounced me into nowhere for five years! When I woke up, my girl was gone, my job was gone, my legs are just about useless... Blessed me? God's been a real sport to me!"

Originally one of many Stephen King novels, The Dead Zone casts God as having the same emotional maturity and restraint as your average Sims player: he will give you some interesting powers, but only if he's allowed to have his fun and destroy you with errantly thrown vehicles for no reason first. Oh, and leave you in a coma while he gets a quick snack for five years. Depending on how hardcore you are with traditional Biblical morals, the failed murder attempt on Johnny's life was either a fortunate near-miss or a shuffle closer to Hell on Earth. If, like Mrs Dodd, you believe that we women should be chained barefoot to the stove all day without so much as a shaky washing machine for company, then getting in the way of her son's serial murdering antics was clearly a backward step in the pursuit of a god-fearing society. If you happen to have joined us here in 2013, stopping the kitchen scissors of death from murdering again was almost definitely a good thing for all involved. Probably. Unless they were secretly giant space lizards or Apple evangelists-in-waiting, in which case our hero has made a grave error.