11. "Why Are They Putting Seatbelts In Theatres This Summer?" - Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
I don't know. Are they? Oh, they're not
actually putting seatbelts into theatres this summer? So why did you tell me that they were? It's supposed to be a joke? Because the movie is so darn exciting, I need to be strapped into my seat?
Riight. But if you're not putting seatbelts into the theatre, then the movie isn't actually exciting enough to warrant seatbelts, it it? So what you're inadvertently saying here is that
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier is just like any other movie, otherwise you would have actually fitted the seatbelts. Where are you going? Come back!