13 Movie Characters Who Would Be A Better President Than Jeb Bush

“The infestation has begun,” claims Senator McLaughlin’s campaign video. “Parasites have passed our borders and are sickening our country, leeching off our system and destroying us from the inside….”

The solution: build an electrified border fence between Mexico and the US. For good measure, he also runs death squads that patrol the border, hunting and killing illegals. Expect his campaign posters to show him pointing like General Kitchener beneath the words: “Senator McLaughlin wants to protect YOU from the invader.”

Pros:

1. Proud patriot

2. Long serving Senator

3. Has the common touch

Cons:

1. Uses drug money to finance his campaign

2. Films himself shooting illegals

3. F**ked with the wrong Mexican