13 Movie Characters Who Would Be A Better President Than Jeb Bush
8. Drake (Dominic Purcell) - Blade: Trinity
Handsome, charismatic, literate and very, very evil, only Dracula’s accent prevented him from joining the Republican Party, so once he changed his name to Drake and began talking (and dressing) like a character from Twilight, the world was his for the taking. And who would’ve thought that he was hiding in Iraq all this time?
In true Republican style, Drake is all about using the underclass as cattle, and establishes “blood farms” where the poor are harvested for their blood. So contemptuous of human life that he’ll use a baby as leverage, he has a bright future in the party – despite his strange taste in music.
Pros:
1. Close ties to Satan
2. Hates black people
3. Tried to kill Ryan Reynolds
Cons:
1. Large ego
2. Too “hip hop” for most diehards
3. Owns a Taylor Swift CD