13 Upcoming Movies With Hilariously Awful Plots

1. The Human Centipede III (Final Sequence)

Release Date: TBA 2015 The Plot: Little is known about the plot yet, except that it takes place in an American prison, will star Dieter Laser, Laurence R. Harvey (the protagonists from the previous two movies, presumably in different roles) and Eric freaking Roberts, while the grotesque centipede will this time consist of 500 people. Why It's Awful: It's no surprise that the third and purportedly final Human Centipede movie is struggling to nail down a release date, because it feels like writer-director Tom Six is taking a one-note joke and driving it deep into the ground. The first movie was fair enough, the second was shock for shock's sake, and unless Six brings something profoundly different to the table this time, it will be a struggle to understand why the movie even exists at all (because it surely won't make anyone much money). Which of these upcoming movie plots do you find the most outrageously bad? Are there any others? Shout it out in the comments!
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