1. Sometimes It's OK To Not Clean Up Your Own Mess
Hooray! They've all escaped! They're all alive! Alan and Ellie can continue their love story! The children and their grandad have been reunited! Jeff Goldblum's shirt is still undone! They fly off over the sea in a helicopter and make a few coy smiles at some birds because they're the dinosaurs now right? They're free and they survived, so let's all live happily ever after. Hang on. What about the dinosaurs still on the island? What about the AWOL T-Rex? What about the breeding raptors? What about the other dinosaurs that need looking after? Anyone? No? Oh ok then, we'll just leave that mess and pretend it never happened.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
