15 Most Foul-Mouthed Movies Ever

7. Alpha Dog

Wolf Of Wall Street
Universal Pictures

Number of F-bombs: 367 (3.11 fpm)

Nick Cassavetes’ tale of suburban, middle class youth gone bad is based on real-life reprobate Jesse James Hollywood – a small-time Californian drug dealer who became the FBI’s youngest wanted man after he and his fellow adolescent criminal associates decided to kidnap and murder the younger brother of a dude who owed them a drug debt.

Apparently leading a wayward life of drug dealing and murdering makes you swear like a thing possessed because stars Emile Hirsch, Justin Timberlake (in his first major role), Amanda Seyfried and Anton Yelchin utter a hell of a lot of f*cks – just over three per minute, to be precise.

Even if you object to the sheer frequency of F-bombs, it’s still a far more watchable movie than Cassavetes’ earlier schmaltz fest The Notebook.

Choice F*ck Quote: “I'm gonna hunt you down and then I'm gonna slit your throat and then I'm gonna cut you open and then I'M GONNA EAT YOUR MOTHERF*CKING HEART! YOU BETTER PRAY, JOHNNY YOU BETTER F*CKING PRAY THAT THE COPS FIND YOU BEFORE I DO! GET ON YOUR C*CKSUCKING KNEES AND PRAY!” (The proper way to address your brother’s kidnapper)

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