13. Christmas Jones (Denise Richards) - The World Is Not Enough
The Character: A nuclear physicist who helps James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) in his pursuit of the villainous Renard (Robert Carlyle). Why She's Offensive: Aside from being routinely voted the worst Bond girl of all time, Christmas is just an insult to the audience. That the filmmakers honestly believed viewers would buy the lovely Denise Richards as a scientist, all the more so when she spends almost the whole movie wearing skimpy, figure-hugging clothing, is offensive in of itself. And then there's the fact that the character's name seems to be used solely for a cringe-worthy punchline at the end of the movie when Bond's finally getting it on with her: "I thought Christmas only comes once a year." Does She Ruin The Movie?: Not really, because the dull script alone does an easy job by itself making this one of the more tedious Bond films (and tragically completely wastes Carlyle on a boring villain).
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