2. Marlon Wayans Has Sex With A Puppet - A Haunted House 2
The Scene: Malcolm (Marlon Wayans) finds himself becoming increasingly attracted to a doll he discovers in his house, Abigail (a spoof of Annabelle from The Conjuring). This leads to him performing pretty much every sex scene under the sun on the doll, ending with the pair cuddling before Malcolm's wife (Jaime Pressly) arrives home and he hastily cleans up. Why It Sucked: While one certainly can't fault Wayans for his dedication to the scene, it's probably the most horrifying attempt at humour put in any comedy this year. Though there's a certain jaw-dropping, car crash quality to it, it goes on for what feels like forever and epitomises pretty much everything that's wrong with both Haunted House movies: a talented actor (when he occasionally wants to be) wasting said talents on bottom-of-the-barrel garbage like this.
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