16 Pirates Of The Caribbean Easter Eggs You Probably Missed

2. The "Not For Kids" Jokes

Pirates Of The Caribbean Easter Eggs
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And finally, just to add to the well-worn accusation that Disney films are all made by perverts desperately trying to shoe-horn adult jokes into kids' movies, the franchise is full of dick jokes and sexual innuendo.

The entire rivalry between Jack and Barbossa in At World's End is basically a dick-swinging competition, that culminates in them both getting their telescopes out and sizing them up. And to continue the same theme, the end of the movie sees Jack bragging to a pair of ladies of ill-repute about the size of his ship and how they can both "ride it".

Hilariously, when they spot his dinghy in place of The Black Pearl, his claims are met with the shrivelling comments "is that it?" while the other says "It's not very big".

Jack is basically a big dirty child - in the fourth film he says heĀ "support(s) the missionary's position", in the third film he gets away with calling Will a tool, and in On Stranger Tides he proclaims himself "...still bent! Hellishly so!"

The entire film franchise is basically a Carry On film, with masturbation jokes, dick gags and the kind of sexual innuendo that Sid James would have avoided. You can just imagine a well timed "oooo Matron" after lines like Angelica's query in the fourth film of Jack: "How is it we can never meet without you pointing something at me?"

And those are very much just scratching the surface.

Did you spot any other Easter Eggs, references and in-jokes in Pirates Of The Caribbean movies that deserveĀ 

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