16 WTF Moments From Fifty Shades Darker

One of the oddest things about these films is the lack of full-frontal nudity, especially from Christian considering they're marketed primarily at straight women.

The first film just barely saw the tip of Jamie Dornan's genital region while he undressed, and in this movie you see nothing but some pubes, which quite blatantly looks like a merkin anyway.

Sure, you see some butt shots every now and then, but weirdly, Christian actually keeps either his shirt or pants on during a number of the film's sex scenes, such that ladies can't even marvel at the man's chiseled pecs and posterior as much as they'd probably expect.

If you're gonna make a movie like this, at least swing for the fences where it counts, right? Apparently the housewife demographic would recoil at actual nudity, so there you go.