16 WTF Moments From Fifty Shades Darker
12. "Kinky F***ery"
The first movie had "laters baby" and "I'm fifty shades of f*cked up", and Darker has its own outrageously bad one-liner. When Christian and Ana are getting down to some sexy business, she notes that his chivalrous facade has dropped and that he's coming at her with "kinky f*ckery."
It's hilarious in any context, but as the two are undressed and about to bone, it's hysterically un-sexy and typifies a lot of what's wrong with these movies.
Credit to Dakota Johnson for at least trying to delivery the line in a way that wasn't toe-curlingly cringe-worthy, because it's hard to imagine many doing much better.