16 WTF Moments From Fifty Shades Darker

9. "You're Not Putting That In My Butt"

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Christian has a kinky surprise for Ana before they head to the masquerade ball: a pair of silver Ben Wa balls, which he instructs her to suck on for lubrication before attempting to put them...downstairs.

The implausibly naive Ana then tells him, in one of the movie's best-worst lines, "You're not putting that in my butt", to which he explains that they're going in the other hole.

Christian places the balls inside Ana and they head to the ball, explaining that she'll know soon enough what they're for. While they're sat down at the masquerade ball's auction, Ana begins to feel pleasure from the balls, at which point Christian creepily leans in and tells her "Now you know what they do."

This is all without discounting the fact that the pair had to drive, probably for at least 10-20 minutes, to the ball, yet apparently Ana didn't feel anything during all that time. Plot hole?

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