17. "The Uruk Hai Die Ridiculously Easily"
They all get shot and squashed with ladders, and while they're forged from pure evil, they're not invincible. That's sort of entirely the point: that hope and goodness and light will always triumph even in the grimmest circumstances. And don't ask where the girl orcs are either. For all you know, they're in Middle Earth washing their hair while the boys play soldiers.