Batman Alum: Eric Roberts One of about a thousand movies released in the last year that proves Eric Roberts is trapped in some sort of insane "Yes Man" scenario that prevents him from ever turning down a role, The Human Centipede III surely didn't need the former mob boss of Gotham to come in and gussy it up. Not that anyone could ever really spruce up a Human Centipede movie. Because added to the list of atrocities now featured in the trilogy are waterboarding (with boiling water), castration (which turns into lunch), and just some good ol' prison rape. Set in a jail and focusing on the cartoonishly demented warden's attempts to cut costs within the prison system, to make it run more "efficiently." Cue Julia Roberts' big brother appearing out of nowhere, for almost no reason at all, in a tiny role as the cigar-chomping Governor. Two scenes, in and out. Cue the direct deposit of a paycheck. Not for nothing, but didn't anyone else expect Sal Maroni to get his act together and do something a little more worthwhile after Batman broke his legs in the Dark Knight? Because this...is definitely not that.
